jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pizza Girl After Hours // Max Hustle]

I can indeed confirm working in retail is more of ****show than ever. You might as well consider a career in politics if you want entitled fatties yelling at you and threatening you over things that don't even exist--at least you'd get some nice, hefty bribes from Big Oil to take the sting off. Selling your body through lewd mouse pads is probably a better and less-morally-dubious solution, though.

[Youngest Man On Earth]

Love the UPA-inspired style of this one!

Delfrig responds:

Thanks! Probably my favorite 2D art style.

[Berdly Ruins Everything (A Deltarune Chapter 2 Parody)]

So this is the Snowgrave route, eh?

[Madness: GUY'S NIGHT]

This style is amazing. Maybe I’d better understand the appeal of Madness Day if I dig deep into Newgrounds’ archive (I joined in 2018 and haven’t really looked at other’s stuff until the following year), but this does change the fact that this is very creative and fun to watch!

[Friday Night Alloy]

I bet an Alloy Spritesheet uses more memory than the entire game itself.

[Friendly Messages 3 : Foamy The Squirrel]

If Germaine was so creeped out by this stalker, than why did she quietly listen to his long message and singing when it was clear from the start that she should have deleted the message?

[Tasteful Joke]

This plan is brilliant and makes me wonder how this guy ended up homeless, despite his resourcefulness.

[Super Mario Hyadain HD]

I have absolutely no idea what anyone is saying or what’s happening, but Peach looks and sounds especially pretty here, so 5 stars, I guess. I do not want to see Bowser as a generic anime boy again, though, something about that is cursed. Mario as a nose-free anime boy was actually alright. He ironically kind of looks like Alex Kidd.

[Indie Film : Foamy The Squirrel]

This is, of course, relevant again if you just replace "indie film" with "indie video game." I would consider most "indie" games with the production values of the best/most expensive PS2/early PS3 games to be double-A at this point. Not that there's anything wrong with that--I miss middle-class games, and the U.S. middle class, remember when there was a class between and poor?--but if you REALLY want to experience an indie game, your best bet is the depths of RPG Maker crap on Newgrounds or Itch.io.

[Ai-chan Meets Rosie | Animal Crossing Reanimated]

Oh hey, I didn’t know you were on Newgrounds, too! Also, WHY is Isabelle naked?! I didn’t know you could make things move relatively smoothly at 12 FPS, either. Teach me your ways!