jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Friendly Messages 3 : Foamy The Squirrel]

If Germaine was so creeped out by this stalker, than why did she quietly listen to his long message and singing when it was clear from the start that she should have deleted the message?

[Tasteful Joke]

This plan is brilliant and makes me wonder how this guy ended up homeless, despite his resourcefulness.

[Super Mario Hyadain HD]

I have absolutely no idea what anyone is saying or what’s happening, but Peach looks and sounds especially pretty here, so 5 stars, I guess. I do not want to see Bowser as a generic anime boy again, though, something about that is cursed. Mario as a nose-free anime boy was actually alright. He ironically kind of looks like Alex Kidd.

[Indie Film : Foamy The Squirrel]

This is, of course, relevant again if you just replace "indie film" with "indie video game." I would consider most "indie" games with the production values of the best/most expensive PS2/early PS3 games to be double-A at this point. Not that there's anything wrong with that--I miss middle-class games, and the U.S. middle class, remember when there was a class between and poor?--but if you REALLY want to experience an indie game, your best bet is the depths of RPG Maker crap on Newgrounds or Itch.io.

[Ai-chan Meets Rosie | Animal Crossing Reanimated]

Oh hey, I didn’t know you were on Newgrounds, too! Also, WHY is Isabelle naked?! I didn’t know you could make things move relatively smoothly at 12 FPS, either. Teach me your ways!

[Animal Planet was never for kids]

I like how we collectively decided as a society to call entitled men "Karens," too. It must be even more insulting to men who are not secure in their masculinity. I don't quite understand the context or people who think/act like this, but the screaming and spitting had me in stitches and the premise kind of reminds me when MoistKritikal narrates Karen videos like nature documentaries, so have 5 Stars from me, anyway!

[How Long Does This Last : Foamy The Squirrel]

TO BE FAIR, I would be depressed and angry all the time, too, if I had to worry about my pets telling potential employers that I'm a sucky person and they should hire someone else. Foamy will likely be less than a ball of sunshine, too, if Germaine can no longer afford to give him food.

Also is Pil-Z okay? Please tell me Pil-Z is okay...

[Wario Meets the Hammer]

Muscle Man—I mean, Wario—getting slapped in the face by his own man-boobs will never not be funny and shocking to me.

[Animation Demo Reel 2021 | Mike Salcedo]

Every demo reel should end with “Farting.” The word, not the actual, you know…

[Wario Leaves Twitter]

For those that don't know, Wario hacked Nintendo's Twitter account and actually said this in his last Tweet. Charles Martinet is telling us to take back our mental health, deactivate our Twitter accounts and play WARIOWARE: GET IT TOGETHER instead! Have a rotten day!