I can't seem to actually find it on the Front Page myself, unfortunately, but apparently it was on there long enough to drastically improve the amount of views, Favorites and 5-star votes of this particular Art Portal submission (by Newgrounds Art Portal standards, at least). Thank you, @PBot and/or @TomFulp, for (allegedly) boosting the visibility of this particular 3D render of mine for a bit, much appreciated!

I knew just making cute girl characters was a quick and easy way to get FrontPaged--even if the cute girl in this case is a worm...

In all seriousness, though, this is the second time an Art Portal submission landed me Front Page honors (allegedly), the first time this happened was that "Triple-A Chair" render I did over a year ago. A lot of the comments under Wormoliana seem to suggest I went quite far with making it look like something you would see in a triple-A video game or a major movie (particularly the high polygon count in the wireframe render), so this seems to suggest people seem to be more drawn to my more detailed, hardware-pushing 3D renders (especially if they're just plain interesting to look at on top of all that). That does mean I should probably spend quite a bit more time polishing my 3D renders to a truly-professional standard before deciding whether to post them on the Art Portal at all, but on the bright side it seems I hit a "sweet spot" in my online art efforts now where people now seem more than happy to wait as long as it takes between my posts, so long as when I DO post, it impresses them about as much as Wormoliana and, uh, "Triple-A Chair" did.

Obviously, chasing clout, even on a small, cozy website like modern Newgrounds, is not a healthy goal for myself, and "Internet success" rarely, if ever translates into people actually working full-time at a major studio, finally getting paid for doing what they love. The teenagers that tend to front-page cute girls (even my worm-girl, Wormoliana) on social media sites are a completely different audience than the "mainstream" audience that keep SpongeBob, modern Disney and the concept of constantly remaking or rebooting movies and TV shows that didn't even originally come out that long ago on life support.

But considering that NG is not run by an unpredictable algorithm and the Front Page stuff seems to be simply decided by someone important at the Newgrounds office REALLY liking your particular submission that day, stuff like this does really help me decide where to focus more of my efforts and limited art-making time on. Plus, I just live for the amusing comments and reviews I always seem to get here, and more people making jokes and calling them reviews under my goofy pieces can only be a good thing!

So basically, thank you for whoever decided to (allegedly) front-page Wormoliana and thank you for those that keep this small little site interesting for me with your amusing reviews and comments, much appreciated!

How's that for a shocking click-bait headline?

But yeah, I saw the recent Wicked movie with some of my family. It was actually pretty good, despite the actresses engaging in needless controversy on the Muskrat site (the lady who plays the Witch/Elphaba apparently didn't like the poster fan-edits on Twitter where they gave her red lips, like in the original play poster, even somehow interpreting it as racism).

...Whatever, that stuff doesn't remotely affect my decision to watch movies at this point, and as for the movie itself, it was a quite impressive, faithful adaptation of the play I actually saw in San Diego back in the late 2000's, and I forgot how catchy a lot of the songs of this particular Broadway Production were. Fun fact: Idina Menzel, who played the Witch/Elphaba in the original run of the Wicked play, went on to be the singer and voice actress of Elsa in Disney's Frozen franchise. Better yet, despite the inevitable gripes from the likes of Critical Drinker and other right-wing drama queens about the diverse casting (compared to the original Wizard of Oz about 90 years ago), it really did feel like an old-fashioned Hollywood musical in the vein of Music Man, Singing in the Rain or Grease, where the director seemed to have acknowledged that the best part of ANY musical was the actual music, dancing choreography and sets, and focused on that instead of spending too much time with story and exposition--although Wicked in particular was always a pretty solid prequel story to The Wizard of Oz.

Of course, this is sort of a review, so I should mention it isn't perfect. I genuinely think Universal could potentially get sued for some false advertising, because I went in convinced I was going to see the entire play in a single movie, only to learn this movie was only "Part 1" and there is going to be at least "Part 2" a few years from now to wrap up the story--essentially, like Beyond the Spider-verse, it seems to only end at "Act 2" and we're going to have to wait a long time just to see the Third and final Act of this simple story. As someone who still waits in vain for a Mega Man Legends 3 or a Shenmue where Ryo Hazuki final gets to at least land a single punch on Lan Di, I've grown to absolute DESPISE cliffhangers in stories, but again, the director seemed to have wisely focused more on "musical vibes" than the story, and I found myself not caring too much by the end that I was getting an incomplete movie, as the amusing, old-school dancing and set-pieces sufficiently distracted me from that fact.

That's all I have for my "cons" list, really, a minor gripe that ultimately didn't turn out to be a huge issue at all, definitely one of the better Broadway-to-Hollywood adaptations in the 21st century, along with The Greatest Showman, Les Miserables, and, um...I REALLY wanted to like Disney's Into the Woods, just because it was so morbid compared to what you would expect from the House of Mouse, and a rather lovely Taylor Swift as I think Rapunzel, and even Chris Pine in that particular movie making me question whether I am as "straight" as I think I am. But I digress...

The casting is also the absolute best I've seen in a long while--basically the polar opposite of that Borderlands movie, unlike that movie everyone in Wicked seemed BORN to play that specific role. For example, it may be eyebrow-raising to see Ariana Grande get ANY role considering some of her controversies, let alone a lead role as Galinda/Glinda the Good Witch, but who better to play a vain, petty, virtue-signaling attention seeker like Glinda than someone who is a vain, petty, virtue-signaling attention-seeker in real life? Also I'm biased because I've always had a bit of a crush on Ariana Grande since she played that squeaky-voiced character in the TeenNick show, Victorious--of all the painfully-awkward Cuban Americans she had to date for a while, why did it have to be Pete Davidson and not me?? Ahem...

But yeah, pleasantly surprised by this movie, puts its likely $200 million+ budget to good use for once, but hopefully I'll regain some of my testosterone levels back once the Sonic 3 Movie comes out and I watch it. Keanu Reeves as Shadow the Hedgehog, YEEEEAAAUUUHHH!

Remember when I made the animation, The DogSh!t Boys, for SirJeffofShort/NorEastaProductions? He was a great guy to work with, and now he's working on a cool new game called Radventure:

In fact, you can play the demo right now on Steam. I personally played it on my Steam Deck, and it ran beautifully on that handheld device.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3318680/Radventure_Demo/

If you like the demo, consider spreading the word about it and keeping an eye out for its crowdfunding campaign in the future, so we can hopefully turn it into a full game. Yes, I just said "we," if enough people show interest and support the development of the full game in the future, SirJeffofShort could hire me and others again to contribute unique art assets for the game! Jeff (SirJeffofShort, not me or the "Ugh" Jeff--kinda a common name, Jeff is...) is perhaps the nicest producer I've worked with yet, and he makes sure to pay me on time and accordingly to my efforts, so even though I'm not directly involved with this project (yet), I would fully appreciate you all giving the Radventure demo a try and support it any way you can if you enjoy the demo!

I really hate being a downer here, even when my anxiety is fully justified, and luckily I just remembered I have a fun, experimental low-poly cartoon that I scheduled to release this weekend on the Movie Portal! I'm quite proud of the unusual look I was able to achieve, even with baked-in lighting (as opposed to the full dynamic lighting we've become accustomed to), not only reducing the carbon footprint of this particular animation and allowing me to chip away at the project even when my laptop was not plugged in at full power, but encouraging me to do a bit more with the cartoon-y character movements, since I couldn't rely on motion blur or other expensive effects in order to hide my weaknesses in 3D animation! See you Saturday for:

I was SERIOUSLY hoping to type a blog saying that my cautious optimism was proven correct, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz would win just for being so darn likeable, and I would never infect my blog posts here with my political anxieties again and just keep it fun and light from now on!

...Well, it pains me to say this (especially to those of you from less-fortunate countries or East European countries who will undoubtedly be most affected by our foreign policy and climate change-related decisions), but the absolute worst-case scenario is almost certainly going to happen at this point: Donald Trump will be gifted a second Presidency (and through the popular vote this time, too, can't blame the Electoral College this time, and my sympathy for the less-fortunate in my country was sorely misplaced if they rejected my apparent "white guilt" in favor of voting for Donald Trump). His fellow Republicans will likely also sweep the House and Senate, so it's not even like he will have to moderate his positions in any way just to get laws passed, and the most immediate and likely way he'll affect my life personally is adding punishing foreign tariffs that will drastically raise the price of electronics like my next 3D rendering laptop or game consoles--if you think the PS5 Pro is over-priced NOW...

I am not like the crazed people that attacked the Capitol on January 6th--I will accept that an overwhelming majority of Americans simply are less afraid of Donald Trump than me and work to deal with the cards I've been dealt. Kamala Harris ran the absolute most perfect campaign I've ever seen, possibly even better than Barack Obama's back in 2008, and is objectively doing better than Joe Biden ever would have done if he had decided to stay in the race, but it seems like even women and Latinos and other so-called minorities actually wanted Donald Trump and the more 1950's-esque way of life he represents, who am I to judge? While Donald Trump will almost certainly make these problems worse, in retrospect we liberals have been underestimating how disappointed the vast majority of the country felt about our still-high gas and grocery prices; the undeniably preachy, patronizing and, dare I say, "woke" writing that has pervaded Hollywood movies, shows, and triple-A video games due to our entertainment industry being located almost solely in Southern California; and how frustrated young men in particular felt about a social culture that seemed to make it harder than ever to even date, let alone get married and start a family like our parents. Again, especially after literally going through a Donald Trump Presidency the first time (and that was when he at least had advisors moderating his worst impulses), I have zero faith he will even keep our economy on the mend, let alone avoid bringing back inflation and the truly high-prices of 2022, but no use crying over spilled milk, I have to deal with it.

As unfair as it sounds, besides essentially having to limit myself to cheap older games like @miamidesantos has long had to deal with in Brazil, and possibly deal with censorship I've never had to put up with before as someone who will continue to disagree with my government as long as I can, my life PROBABLY won't change that much--it's my sister I have to worry about for a while, and who is already trying to get us to leave this country the same way our grandparents on our Mom's side left Cuba when Fidel Castro took over, since Project 2025 clearly has it out against unmarried young women in particular. I will also continue my original plan of cooling it with the political talk that no one on Newgrounds wants to hear after this (although I'm probably no longer joining BlueSky or other social media sites where I'll likely have to hear about Trump's shenanigans for another 4+ years, just to make my art reach a more "mainstream" audience I'm frankly disappointed with). At least the election is basically over, and I learned from this to just tune out the news and polls that clearly doesn't know what it's talking about for the sake of my sanity, even on future election years (if we still have elections).

I'm extremely sorry things had to turn out this way, and I am especially sorry in advance that the US, a country that has the second-highest carbon emissions behind China (and the highest emissions per capita) has chosen once again to actively get in the way of the world's attempts at saving the planet yet again, possibly for good this time, and our actions from here on out will certainly affect your country, too, to some capacity. I don't know what else to say...

Gave my main portfolio website a much-needed upgrade. I narrowed the focus of the site (now it's specialized in 3D modeling specifically), used Wix's portfolio-making tools, updated to my most recent Animation-industry-specific resume, and overall simplified navigation, since at the end of the day, it's just an image gallery and nothing more.

Take a visit for yourself and give me some feedback on both the PC and mobile user experience of my new-and-improved site:

https://jeffreythrash.wixsite.com/jeffrey-thrash-anim

I've noticed a ton of announcements on my NG feed where people I follow or befriend here are announcing they're moving over to BlueSky. Now I'm well aware of Elon Musk's latest effort to scare away every last sane(-ish) user of the bloated corpse of Twitter, but personally I left Twitter long before Musk considered buying it (2021), and BlueSky often seems to be described as that version of Twitter, so admittedly I'm going to need some extra convincing to ever try a Twitter-like again.

Does it support video uploads up to two minutes long, like Twitter did? I want to do more animation and short cartoons after practicing making so many still images the past couple of years. How is the phone app? Admittedly, since I do a lot of 3D art on my phone during my breaks at work nowadays (technology can be amazing, sometimes!), it would be nice to have a more mobile-friendly website to post WIPs and quick projects to than Newgrounds.

Are the blocking features really that good? Maybe I was a bit lazy to fully explore Twitter's now-defunct blocking features, or too open-minded to the opinions of strangers/bots back then, but the main reason I left Twitter (and Facebook around the same time) was because checking such websites even on occasion and especially their oftentimes-political "Trending" tabs became too much for me. Seeing the excellent art from people that insisted on exclusively posting in a walled garden like Twitter was not worth being constantly reminded of EVERY stupid Internet "culture war" happening all around the world at any given moment. Either way, I think I should hold off on signing up for any social media website until the conclusion of the most recent US Election--the last day for in-person voting is November 5th, but in the supposedly-likely situation this election proves close, I might have to wait until mid-November until the dust settles, we know the final results, and the campaigning season is FINALLY over). The last thing my nervous wreck brain needs right now is MORE opinions thrown at my face.

Perhaps most importantly, is BlueSky REALLY filling a need I can't already get from posting on Newgrounds (my main hub), YouTube, (a more "mainstream" place to repost my Movie Portal submissions) and BlenderArtists (a forum that gets me more Blender 3D-specific help)?

"It was BIG...SCARY...AND PINK!!"

"So is Patrick's bellybutton, but I ain't scared of that neither!"

Working on an SDF model of Robbie the Rabbit from Silent Hill 3 right now. I make so many unsettling cartoon rabbits, whether it's Imabunny or Big Bunz, that it was only natural at some point I take a stab at Robbie--figuratively-speaking.

I made this little cartoon in back in 2020, back when I HOPED that year would be the most anxious I would feel about an upcoming US Election. I mean, that year had COVID lockdowns, police brutality followed by Black Lives Matter protests, the rise of extremist groups like QAnon and Proud Boys, killer hornets or whatever, Final Fantasy VII Remake NOT being a faithful remake of the original...it couldn't possibly get worse than that, right...? Heh-heh...WRONG!!

I also improved at Blender 3D animation rather drastically since this video, but that goes without saying.

But yeah, if you live in the US, are over the age of 18, and have already registered to vote, remember that early voting is going on right now and to make your voice heard sooner rather than later (the last day for in-person voting is November 5th). Doubly-so if you live in a so-called "Swing State" like Mr. Fulp--stupid Electoral College, making the fate of the nation and the entire world (regarding climate change) depend on the opinions of only 5 or 6 of the 50 states.

Also, PLEASE try your best to avoid political discussion, most if not all Americans have made up their minds on how to vote in this Election since, I dunno, January of this year, and as the video above demonstrates, I get IMMENSELY stressed out by US politics as a whole, especially what it has turned into ever since, where being an absolute dickbag to more than half of the US population turned out to be a successful, winning strategy (again, stupid Electoral College overriding the Popular Vote). All I ask is that I can finally go back to the days where I can more easily ignore the pointless "culture wars"--they won't go away entirely, of course, but there's a huge difference between a "nobody" sad sack on YouTube complaining they made Angela less attractive in the Silent Hill 2 remake (that remake actually turned out pretty good, btw) and the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES causing mass shootings over his opinions on the latest overly-sanitized Hollywood and/or Disney Remake. I have already sent in my ballot, and so has the rest of my family, so it's a waste of energy to somehow change my mind after the fact, anyway.

On the lighter side, I drew a pup in my sketchbook today. Unlike the rest of the nation, my sketchbook understands me and calms me down...

I think I got carried away in the process...

It started out as a simple practice drawing of Donald Duck's head. Then I was like "What if Donald Duck was a snake? What if he was a snake coming out of a wicker pot? What if he was summoned by a snake charmer? What if I was the snake charmer? Now I want to draw 'The One Piece is Real' meme yet again. But wait, how much more ridiculous could I make Chopper look if I DIDN'T follow the reference image exactly this time? What if Luffy misinterpreted 'is real' as a clue that the One Piece is actually in Israel? What if I drew the rest of the OG Straw Hat crew without reference as well, how stupid would they all look? Now I want to draw Nami as ugly as possible, further adding to the conspiracy theory that American artists always draw attractive female characters in Japanese anime to be uglier and fatter. I still have this big, gaping plot of blank space between snake-Donald and the One Piece bastardization comic, might as well fill it with a fat man wearing an (extremely) little coat like I usually do in such situations. Finally, he has 7 legs supporting his girth just because I feel like it, do I need a justification for EVERY character design decision I make??"

As you can see, my "stream of conciousness" drawings are more like a babbling brook of a slow-motion train wreck crashing into a dumpster fire filled with clown cars full of Republicans during the current hurricane season.