I am turning 30 today. I would say today is my "Birthday," but unfortunately SOMEONE (Cough hack cough cough @TheMiamiDeSantos hack cough wheeze oh there goes a lung) finds the concept of birthdays somewhat problematic, so I'll just say I'm the special 30th anniversary edition of myself that costs $700 and no longer comes with a disc drive or stand.
I think this classic Simpsons clip explains the situation here perfectly:
Technically, I'm pretty sure Homer's canonical age in The Simpsons is 34, so I'm still a baby! I'm still with it! Gen Z and Gen Alpha totally aren't getting sick of me constantly quoting classic SpongeBob and Simpsons while bragging my generation of TV cartoons was a million times better than what they get today! Heh heh heh...(sobs)
ShyGuyWolf
congrats on being a 30 year old.
jthrash
It took more work than I thought...