I swear, I don't need drugs to come up with this stuff, it's just how my brain naturally works!

"I'm not Clifford the Big Red Dog! I'm Blifford, the Big Green SNOT!! HA-CHOO!! HA-CHOO!!"

Random animal sketches. I think I channeled my inner Shel Silverman (Fairly OddParents, Kim Possible, Danny Phantom) with the shape language. Don't get used to it, but it was a fun one-time experiment.

"Roronoa Zoro" Donald Duck came out looking way more "badass" than he had any right to look. Also, realistically he probably should have played a Marine character, not a pirate.

I think I meant Daisy Duck to cosplay as Nico Robin here, but coincidentally she looks more like Magica De Spell from DuckTales--like, how that character actually looks in the proper Disney show. Daisy would probably be more fitting as Princess Vivi, or possibly Boa Hancock.

You have no idea how hard it was to come up with a "Mickey Mouse character" equivalent of Sanji. I eventually settled on Mortimer Mouse, who I think tried to steal Minnie away from Mickey in one old Disney short. Naturally I had to mock the butchered 4Kids dub while I was at it, too--Mortimer Sanji has a funny lollipop hanging out of his mouth, not a cigarette. Coincidentally, Mortimer was also known to have a huge Cuban cigar perpetually hanging off the side of his mouth, too.

I should have used Buzz Lightyear as Frankie, not Baymax. I could not care less about Disney after 1999's Tarzan (I was 4 when I saw that in theaters). MAYBE the original 2001(?) Lilo and Stitch if I'm being generous. But at least Baymax is still a "Walt Disney Animation Studios" OC, not from some other studio Disney bought (Pixar in Lightyear's case).

For more proof I kind of rushed this and don't really care to polish this up in the future (eyes Disney's lawyers getting ready to break my knees), I should have done the bare minimum "Google Image" research on how both Pete and Jimbei are typically supposed to look. Or at least Roxanne. That is supposed to be Roxanne next to Max at the bottom of the image, by the way. Also, that is supposed to be Max next to her, dying of embarrassment because his Boomer father is trying SO hard "get" anime.

Naturally, I have other ideas of similar Disney and One Piece characters:

• Piglet would be Koby (at least in the earlier episodes)
• Whinnie the Pooh would be Beppo
• Uncle Scrooge would be Admiral Garp
• Current Disney CEO Bob Iger would be Buggy the Clown
• Big Mama from The Fox and the Hound would be Big Mama from One Piece
• Elsa would, of course, be that psycho J-Pop girl from One Piece Red
• Jimmy Neutron would be Dr. Vegapunk (Stella). Wait, Jimmy Neutron is Nickelodeon...
• Patrick Star would be that one angry pink starfish with the Bob Marley hat...
• Gregorio from Punk n' Gunk: Gregorio the Has-Been would be Helmeppo many years later, after retiring from the Marines and putting on like 500 pounds.