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[How to parry Gamers:]

I'm a lefty (by United States standards, at least), my most recent Movie Portal submission is literally a parody of people who don't care about climate change released around the time of Trump's second inauguration, I drive an EV, and in all honesty, I would STILL find this a turn-off if a girl actually said this to me.

But in all seriousness, screw games that remind me of my real-world anxieties and tell me how to live my life during what is supposed to be my leisure time. Unless it's Metal Gear Solid 2. Or the Switch remaster of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door that restored Vivian's identity.

[Gym Rat Parrot Stickers]

"I Lift to Forget" - That's tragic, I'm sorry man
"I Forget to Lift" - That's based, screw societal standards of a healthy lifestyle, high five, man

[PUBLIC U: Lilith's Notebook]

Never trust the quiet ones. I should know, as one of those "quiet ones."

["Thorny Roses"]

I wouldn't be able to inflict much damage on her armor because her metal is too strong. I wouldn't be able to inflict much damage to her exposed skin either because she has too much, uhh, "padding" to absorb the blow and ensure her vitals are fully protected, particularly around the chest, belly, and derriere.

Finally, "bikini armor" that is actually practical in a fight!

[Isabelle hard at work]

The St. Bernard in the corner is helping by "supervising," of course.

[Betty Being Nerdy]

Nirvana is still too current and "mainstream" for my own nerdy tastes.

[Choice'd Up Phlosh]

That's him, officer! That's the Typhlosion that recently burned LA to the ground!

mattyburrito responds:

my boy can not catch a break haha

[Lee with new texturing tech style test]

Okay, yeah, those are some SHARP textures. Too bad it's not game-ready (depending on the target platform, she should have only a single 2K-8K texture, as opposed to 16 separate 1K textures), but for animation (and if your computer can handle this), this workflow seems ideal!

tscoct responds:

to be fair, this could be optimised to fit on either oke 8k texture or use fewer textures in geeneral by using all rgba channels as masks (in this case i could've reduced the total texture count to like 4-5 maybe) and i think it is possible to make it game ready too, but thats a whole another thing lol

[TAITRONICA - Dungeon Magic]

Loving the '80's anime vibe on this!

[Her name is motif]

She smiles like Mark Zuckerburg, it's creeping me out.