jthrash's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Love, Daisy]

Welp, you're blacklisted from Disney for sexualizing one of their characters. You and many of us are probably blacklisted from Disney anyway because we criticized one of their remakes, 2023's Wish or whatever they're doing to Star Wars and Marvel at some point in our lives, or we're simply not nepo-babies raised within the walls of Walt Disney Animation Studios (actual diverse hiring is scary!) but still, now Bob Iger probably super-de-duper blacklisted you!

[Ooze Keeper // Eldra Wizard Slime Girl]

So, by "Ooze Keeper," does that mean she is the proud owner of the bizarre SEGA Genesis/MEGA Drive game, Ooze? Or, at the very least, she unlocked the emulated version of the game in Sonic Mega Collection Plus for the PS2 or OG Xbox?

Tyhond responds:

Haha xD Just the Sister Slime of Eldric, the Tutorial Wizard slime of the Steam Game Ooze Keeper atm :>

["What Joy is like"]

So, to meet lovely ladies like Joy irl, my best bet is to meet them online via dating apps (ugh) or Call of Duty lobbies (double ugh). It will be worth it, though!

Also, I relate to this so much myself. I can't hold a conversation in face-to-face interactions, but I've frequently been criticized for posting "walls of text" especially on the Newgrounds forums. Unfortunately, the "Boomers" in my life might have actually had a point when they've told me video games stunt my social skills...

[Pathetic twerk]

You're not half-Cuban like me, I see!

ZeTrystan responds:

I'm half cube, though!

[brazilian charlie sticker??]

Brazilian Charlie is the superior Brazilian Miku.

[carol and rina]

How all women looked to me after I made the mistake of participating in No-Nut November:

["Max prevents his delusions"]

Almost hitting it off with a girl on Tinder before she inexplicably ghosts you be like:

[Poofy Hair]

I am having intrusive thoughts of wanting to rip her pigtails off and use them as cheerleader pom-poms...

misterbright responds:

This is the guy, officer. Take him away.

[Creature (Comm)]

Loving the "Biblically-accurate Angel" vibes from this one!

[Sybil from Pseudoregalia]

I FINALLY got around to playing Freedom Planet 2 (excellent game, by the way, reminder I need to play more passionate indie games, especially quality Sonic-likes). NOW you want me to play Pseudoregalia too?

Gx3RComics responds:

Took ya long enough! There's a bunch out there for sure. Like Megaman X/Zero? Play Gravity Circuit, super fun. Like Castlevnia and mechs? Panzer Paladin might be up your alley. Also great OSTs.
Look, I'm not saying you HAVE to play Pseudoregalia, I'd never force anyone to do anything. * loads shotgun* But I am preparing option B.
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