jthrash's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Noisy bird]

I want this bird.

[Toad & Goomba]

The poor Goombas were born on the wrong side of the tracks.

[Princess Peach & Twink]

I forgot the Star from Paper Mario was unintentionally (hopefully) named after a homophobic slur! Also, look how happy Princess Peach is! Aww.

[Tomar Babies - All the boys]

First Baby Peanut, then Baby Sonic, then Kamp Koral, now Tomar Babies?! It’s the ‘90’s all over again in the worst way possible!!

[Bob-omb & Bullet Bill]

The Bullet Bill’s face suggests he’s super-hyped to blast those dirty Mario Bros., but his arms suggest that he’s...just not in the mood, okay?!

[god]

What time is it?

[Posture Check]

You’re calling out all of us who have used the tired “Her poor spine” or “Ow, her back” joke about big-breasted women in 2020, aren’t you?

[Chris'n Zach]

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture, as well.

[UAAAURGH!]

I’ve had a nightmare like this, once.