jthrash's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dragon Quest]

I am clown, watch me frown.

[Warmup - Tonberry King]

I hate these things.

[Fat Fingers]

Smartphones were never made for adult male hands. So sorry you have to go through this, and I’ll pray that you’ll overcome this First-World problem soon.

ZeTrystan responds:

It sure is the first-worldest problem I have

[Let there be height]

I’m so proud of her.

[Ghost of Christmas]

Amazing, but definitely not something that should be rated E. The little ones won’t understand the appeal of those giant...presents.

[3D Land!!]

I remember thinking this game was a bit too easy but then I recently tried (and failed) to enjoy the laborious, time-wasting “challenge” of Super Mario Sunshine. I now hold 3D Land in higher regard simply because it has no Sand Bird or Pachinko level.

[Po-kay-mon?]

That boi AIN’T RIGHT.

[Console Cuties]

As if I couldn’t love the GameCube any more than I already do.

[Suffer like your brother had, liberal daughter]

This is what Homer will do the next time Lisa reminds him that his childhood cartoons are now considered offensive. Also, that Bart is amazing, captures the totally tubular (dood) attitude of the 1990s.