jthrash's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gobbo Uzaki-chan]

Literally the only difference between Gobbo Uzaki-chan and how Uzaki-chan is typically drawn is that she's green and has long gobbo ears.

Well, that and in typical "Joao" style, she's got some meatier thighs to somewhat offset the sheer weight of her breasts. Which I think is actually a design improvement--I know it's a tiresome cliche to say a big-breasted woman character looks like she's going to break her back, but I just think a design is typically more balanced aesthetics-wise if Uzaki-chan's bottom half looks like it could feasibly support all that weight up top, rather than have skinny chicken legs that look like they can't even support the weight of her head (the head alone is usually around 10 pounds, or 4.54 kg for those of you outside the US).

[No Follow]

Just be glad it's not some lurker that refuses to even sign up for the website so they can actually let their favorite artists know they're even looking at and enjoying their stuff. That's the only problem with websites like Newgrounds and BlueSky being open even to people who won't get accounts for themselves--well, that, and it's arguably even easier for AI data scrapers to steal your art on such sites, while "at least" on Facebook, Instagram and X, your stuff only gets stolen by either Zuck or Musk specifically!

ZeTrystan responds:

That's a way to say everything is terrible! :'D ahah

[Stay Put]

Okay, now I wish I had my own little cultist slaves to starve out in the cold.

[Fattily Guy]

I hate that chin so much!

[Princess (2023)]

Chihuahuas are the funniest dog breed! Well, it's a close competition between them and wiener dogs/dachshunds.

[Come along with me... (Wallpaper/Commission)]

Sadly, this cartoon was a tiny bit after my time, but it's clear Adventure Time left its mark on an entire generation, similar to how SpongeBob SquarePants left its mark on mine.

[nashvalentine]

A fellow person of culture, I see.

[1729]

Ah yes, back when video games had cute, funny little mascots to hide the fact that the game itself was TOUGH AS NAILS!!

[Easter Kathy (2023)]

My brain refuses to accept that 2023 was two whole years ago--where did the time go?? Great expression on the girl in the bunny suit, by the way! Gave me a good chortle, perhaps even a guffaw or four!

[Last Slice]

Oh no, now AI can even eat faster and more efficiently than us!