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[FRIEND]

This particular image reminds me of a body horror story I came up with once but am currently too busy/lazy to turn into a proper animation:

Freakish Little Girl: Daddy. I want a pony, Daddy. I've been a good girl, Daddy. Daddy? I've been a VERY good girl, Daddy. I want a pony, Daddy. Daddy. Daddy! Daddy? Daddy.

(Dad sobs uncontrollably, then grossly contorts his body into a wrinkly horse-like shape to appease his demonic daughter)

Freakish Little Girl: You've been a good Daddy. A very good Daddy indeed, Daddy. Daddy. Daddy? Daddy. Now ride me off into the sunset, Daddy. Ride me off into the sunset.

(The freakish little girl and her homunculus horse-dad-thing rocket off into the surface of the sun, immediately burning up on impact).

Oh well, I'm sure MeatCanyon will beat me to this and have a team to realize this idea with much more polished animation than I'm capable of doing myself.

LilStank0 responds:

You should atleast just write it as a full story, if animation is not on the schedule. Hell id read it. Sounds something right up my alley.

Also id setoff to burn in the suns surface with them anyday. You get to see the planets and stars on the way!

[Odd...]

I call my dog Scooter "Squibbish" all the time for no other reason besides this one weirdly-specific Gen 1 Pokemon has greatly influenced the weird nicknames I give my pets over the years, and my vocal tics in general. ODD-ish! ODD-ish!

colorsCrimsonTears responds:

Oddish is the coolest :3
That's neat to see gen 1 influence a part of
your life that much!
It's still one of my favorites of the series.
(I was a blue player!)

[Troll lovin]

That meme in the second image is so true. I've had so many chubbier guy friends, particularly in college, that seemed to be able to date any woman they desire and have the adorably-wholesome relationships that have eluded me to this day.

Maybe I'm putting TOO much effort in being one of the rare and elusive "underweight Americans"...

[Hasel 2025]

Cooler than the obvious "doggy-style" metaphor in Darling in the Franxx, at least.

[Liz Chillin' Again!]

I heard SpongeBob is ten times funnier than it already is if you're high on grass and watching it at 3 AM (Oh boy, 3 AM!) with your college roomates. Is that true, Liz?

[What the box]

This is what happens when you INSIST on buying all your games physically instead of digitally downloading them, and your current living quarters barely even has enough space for all the at-home gym equipment you keep buying, but never using.

...No, I'm not projecting hard with this comment.

ZeTrystan responds:

At that point we should just have a house in the Sims, it's way easier to move stuff in it. u_u

[Pick your controller]

Got any SEGA Saturn controllers? 'Cuz, you know, I'm based like that.

[Barrage test 2]

Mojo...Jojo?

[Ready for your shots?]

Hellooooo--never mind, @PaulyT77 beat me to it.

[ame]

Oh, I remember her! She's the Graskip character that makes me think "I'm not a furry, BUT..."