jthrash's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Candy Mascot]

Extremely marketable to young children, no doubt! I should know, I learned what “marketable” means in college!

[Wrinkler]

I hope to high Heaven that thing is not in my house!

[Commission - Jazz music stops]

Wow, this image sets my imagination alight! I can think of at least 3 scenarios making sense of this image, although they all end with the wolf-man mauling whoever keeps heckling them and losing their job at the club as a result.

[Pike Munchin' Away]

I remember when I could eat literal junk like this without worrying about my waistline. Or even look at such junk food without worrying about my waistline. Childhood really is just better than adulthood.

[You're a clod]

Why thank you, I try.

[Warmup - Daytona USA]

DOOT DOO DOOT DOOT DYOO DOOOOOOO!!!

DAAAAAAYTONAAAA, LET’S GO AWAY!

DAAAAAAYTONAAAAAA (AAAAAAAAHHHH)

Aw man, this image made my day, and this game (along with other SEGA masterpieces) made my childhood! Thanks for the memories!!

[Warmup - Superstar Mistress Spencer]

Great job on the facial expression in particular!

[MILF Gaz]

Ah yes, the easiest ways to make a character a MILF: Step 1: Add lipstick. Somehow that makes them look 30+ years old. Step 2: Inflate the chest-balloons far bigger than even the worst economic inflation.

[Hustle - Malice Loading Screen]

If this is the loading screen, then I’m going to have to go for the hypothetical and slower Nintendo Switch version with longer loads! My laptop and its SSD (which I use for 3D rendering) would not give me a chance to even get a half-second glimpse of this beautiful image before starting, unfortunately.

[The cool doctor]

Also, the cool bear!