jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Horror movies with the gals]

Some people think (straight) men only ever fantasize about touching women's breasts or something shallow like that.

I can't speak for all other men, but my fantasies involve just doing cute, mundane things with a lovely lady by my side to just talk to--watching movies on the couch, going on a hike near the beach, preparing dinner together...

[POV: You're Buying Milk | TaterWorld]

Do people not wear pants in this universe, or...?

[Snowboarding and Honey]

It's sweet the rock moved out of the way for Pooh, but how is Pooh supposed to learn resilience and how to bounce back from life's setbacks if he never suffers, you know, a setback in his life?

At least Piglet learned the hard way that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. No wait, he was killed, never mind.

[Learning Skills on the Internet]

The airbrush is God's gift to artists.

"Hey, lil' mortal! Having trouble creating smooth gradients and 3-dimensional shadows with just your pen or paintbrush? Here! Just use this instead!"

[Joel calls the pizza place]

Classic stuff!

[THE FOOTY]

Soccer--I have no idea why it's such a big deal to the rest of the world!

(Proceeds to scream at the TV during some NFL American football match while enjoying the athletes getting life-threatening concussions and giving even worse injuries to their wives when they get home).

Actually, I don't "get" American football, either, ha ha!

[Road to el dorado Reanimated collab]

Another brilliant 3D-animated masterpiece, but also...why must you gaslight us? Why are you like this??

[When the boss powers up (Final Fantasy X parody)]

This is what Final Fantasy XVII should look like.

[And You Shall Sit]

Welp, there goes my sleep schedule for the next few days. Brilliant use of backface culling to make sure I can see the tortured soul's agony through the fourth wall at all times!

[Miyazaki is my Dad!]

This must be what it's like for Hayao Miyazaki's actual son, Goro Miyazaki. I'd feel sorry for the younger Miyazaki, but then he's probably the poster child of "animation industry nepotism" and proof it's not just an American Hollywood thing, so...