jthrash's art Reviews on Newgrounds

["What Joy is like"]

So, to meet lovely ladies like Joy irl, my best bet is to meet them online via dating apps (ugh) or Call of Duty lobbies (double ugh). It will be worth it, though!

Also, I relate to this so much myself. I can't hold a conversation in face-to-face interactions, but I've frequently been criticized for posting "walls of text" especially on the Newgrounds forums. Unfortunately, the "Boomers" in my life might have actually had a point when they've told me video games stunt my social skills...

[Pathetic twerk]

You're not half-Cuban like me, I see!

ZeTrystan responds:

I'm half cube, though!

[brazilian charlie sticker??]

Brazilian Charlie is the superior Brazilian Miku.

[carol and rina]

How all women looked to me after I made the mistake of participating in No-Nut November:

["Max prevents his delusions"]

Almost hitting it off with a girl on Tinder before she inexplicably ghosts you be like:

[Poofy Hair]

I am having intrusive thoughts of wanting to rip her pigtails off and use them as cheerleader pom-poms...

misterbright responds:

This is the guy, officer. Take him away.

[Creature (Comm)]

Loving the "Biblically-accurate Angel" vibes from this one!

[Sybil from Pseudoregalia]

I FINALLY got around to playing Freedom Planet 2 (excellent game, by the way, reminder I need to play more passionate indie games, especially quality Sonic-likes). NOW you want me to play Pseudoregalia too?

Gx3RComics responds:

Took ya long enough! There's a bunch out there for sure. Like Megaman X/Zero? Play Gravity Circuit, super fun. Like Castlevnia and mechs? Panzer Paladin might be up your alley. Also great OSTs.
Look, I'm not saying you HAVE to play Pseudoregalia, I'd never force anyone to do anything. * loads shotgun* But I am preparing option B.
:B

[Lore Expansion - Loporian News Network]

Oh God, I hate the news. How would you rank LNN compared to CNN?

Mindblade16 responds:

Well, The Loporian Empire seems Good at first, but when you look deeper it gets to be like "What if Gandalf used the One Ring?" and Goodness becomes Tyranny. That's Loporia's Dark Side. It's Emperor was the Good Son of a Rich Ruling Class Family, whose People took over Orbspace like the White Europeans took over North America. So, I'd say my Far Right Politics are housed in Loporia. The Korotoretos Empire is supposed to be the Opposite, but the deeper look is like Bender from The Breakfast Club. A Criminal Shell with a Good Leader hidden inside.

[Rammy 'n' Scoot]

Rammy's the one scootin' here, not Scott.