jthrash's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Two canabals just talking around...]

I will poke both of their bellies until one or both of them spit up my uncle and I can have my uncle back.

chillzozen responds:

Bob spitting up your uncle asmr

[Self esteem]

Good self-esteem is good, but don't get a swelled head...or, uh, turn into Venom, apparently.

[Woodworm]

I'm WIIIIIIIIILD WOODY!!!

[Fish'n Ships (Cereal Mascot)]

If you happen to find the treasure chest in your cereal box, you win an all-expenses-paid trip to DAVY JONE'S LOCKER!!!

[El Viento]

Oh yeah, El Viento, the Korean SEGA Genesis/Mega Drive game taking place in Prohibition-era New York with music from Japan's Motoi Sakuraba. GLOBALIZATION IN ACTION!!

[The Titty Laser Army]

Vaporize the fat-shamer.

[The Boy and The Machine]

Who needs relationships with flawed, fleshy beings when you've got THE IRON GIANT as your best friend??

[Whitney (OC) and the flirty boy]

(Looks into underwear Bloom County-style, frowns)

Alright, I admit defeat.

[20!]

I'm coming up on 3 decades of living. Enjoy still being a child, more or less, while you still can!

[No-Fault Divorce]

Who the heck uses the term "No Fault Divorce" outside of cable news personalities from CNN or Fox News?

No more reminders of reality! More impossibly pretty men and women having impossibly laid-back lives!

KittyhawkMontrose responds:

Just a bit of politics on the side, that's the Playboy way. No worries, my friend. I posted some hotness just tonight as a treat. 😉