jthrash's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mokkori consuming food]

Too much mayonnaise is unhealthy for you, you know.

Also, despite popular belief, mayonnaise is, in fact, an instrument.

These are genuinely the thoughts that go through my head when looking at NSFW art.

[[🐥 Junji GF / Sanrio BF ] Fetch]

These two still remind me of my own parents. Opposites really do attract, don't let anyone tell you different.

[HWAY36]

I once learned that Yu Suzuki based the tracks in the beloved OutRun on European highways because he was disappointed on how boring America's highways were to even look at in comparison. These recent pixel art pieces from you are definitely helping to prove him right to this day.

[BIG ASS HANDS]

I was jump-scared by my sister's cat once. I was in the middle of going to the bathroom, so he literally scared the poop out of me. You can't make this stuff up, cats are weird little sociopaths.

[Alien Girl (Commission)]

Aerith Gainsborough hair bangs! My one true weakness! NOOOOOOOoooooo...

GRIS9 responds:

CRITICAL HIT! -9999

[Mara (Crow Country) - Lowpoly]

Nothing emphasizes the current state of the gaming industry right now quite like a genuinely-interesting indie game like Crow Country coming out to give us some much-needed distraction from Sony, Square Enix and Microsoft proving once and for all the big=budget corporate industry is in an unsustainable decline.

Seriously, a game like this could not have come out at a better time for me. We had it all figured out in the PS1 era Crow Country is emulating.

[striped shirt, black dress]

Shooby-Dooby-Dooby Down Onto Ruby's! I feel like I'm in an old Archie comic right now for some reason...

[Messed Up My Order]

Earworm: I'm an earworm. There is nothing more disgusting and terrifying than me.
McNuggets: Hold my Saturated Fats...

[Shin Megami Tensei x Pokemon Crossover]

If we got a Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem crossover, and that one weird Pokemon x Nobunaga's Ambition crossover on the Nintendo Ds, then a Shin Megami Tensei x Pokemon crossover would make even more sense!

...Although both games seem to target vastly different age groups. I'm not sure how a parent would react to their child playing a Pokemon game where Jack Frost keeps calling them a "ho" for some reason.

[Vanessa 2024]

Something about those arms make me swoon...

misterbright responds:

ohhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy