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[Real Housewives of Bedrock]

There was an actual attempt by Adult Swim to turn the Rubble family (Barney, Betty and Bam-Bam) into a parody of the Osbourne family reality show that was hugely popular in the early 2000s. Look it up! Or just find Pan Pizza/RebelTaxi's video on failed Flintstones reboot attempts, that's easier to find...

ibdinosaur responds:

My favourite treatment outside of the original is the Harvey Birdman crime family version

[Paradise Cheeky GIF]

Stuff like this gives me intrusive thoughts that make me want to draw green, noxious fart/methane clouds spewing out of the sexy lady behind, ruining any sex appeal this image originally had--unless you're into that sort of thing, of course.

KittyhawkMontrose responds:

Whatever floats your boat! 😁

[FRIEND]

This particular image reminds me of a body horror story I came up with once but am currently too busy/lazy to turn into a proper animation:

Freakish Little Girl: Daddy. I want a pony, Daddy. I've been a good girl, Daddy. Daddy? I've been a VERY good girl, Daddy. I want a pony, Daddy. Daddy. Daddy! Daddy? Daddy.

(Dad sobs uncontrollably, then grossly contorts his body into a wrinkly horse-like shape to appease his demonic daughter)

Freakish Little Girl: You've been a good Daddy. A very good Daddy indeed, Daddy. Daddy. Daddy? Daddy. Now ride me off into the sunset, Daddy. Ride me off into the sunset.

(The freakish little girl and her homunculus horse-dad-thing rocket off into the surface of the sun, immediately burning up on impact).

Oh well, I'm sure MeatCanyon will beat me to this and have a team to realize this idea with much more polished animation than I'm capable of doing myself.

LilStank0 responds:

You should atleast just write it as a full story, if animation is not on the schedule. Hell id read it. Sounds something right up my alley.

Also id setoff to burn in the suns surface with them anyday. You get to see the planets and stars on the way!

[Odd...]

I call my dog Scooter "Squibbish" all the time for no other reason besides this one weirdly-specific Gen 1 Pokemon has greatly influenced the weird nicknames I give my pets over the years, and my vocal tics in general. ODD-ish! ODD-ish!

colorsCrimsonTears responds:

Oddish is the coolest :3
That's neat to see gen 1 influence a part of
your life that much!
It's still one of my favorites of the series.
(I was a blue player!)

[What the box]

This is what happens when you INSIST on buying all your games physically instead of digitally downloading them, and your current living quarters barely even has enough space for all the at-home gym equipment you keep buying, but never using.

...No, I'm not projecting hard with this comment.

ZeTrystan responds:

At that point we should just have a house in the Sims, it's way easier to move stuff in it. u_u

[Betty n Joy - Taking a peek]

What's he got that I don't got??

InsaneDingoArt responds:

he's Tall, tan n handsome lol-

[Discrete entrance]

SomeBODY once told me...

ZeTrystan responds:

I genuinely sing that song each time he destroys a door in our games.

[What does Mo do for work?]

No way, she must also sell drugs or something to support her habit of buying retro games and anime Blu Rays and stuff like that.

DreamsBellArt responds:

Trueeee. Perhaps she takes side gigs as well, Ill have to think on that lol

[Doting Sister]

Dang, I wish "mental health days" were a thing in high school. Technically I got diagnosed with GAD in college (Happy Mental Health Awareness Month, btw), but you get the idea...

EmilyRose420 responds:

If I had mental health days in school I'd probably be more structured but idk

[Cassandra 3D print]

Perfect background for this 3D print, by the way!

MindChamber responds:

@darksyspiral kicked ass with this photoshoot!