jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Glass Weather]

That did not go how I expected it to go. It went even better!

[Cool Driver]

All this effort just for vent art. NICE.

[An Original Idea : Foamy The Squirrel]

I like how Foamy gave me my daily reminder to look outside the mainstream for original ideas, then proceeded to list all these unhinged ideas that remind me why the mainstream is so much more comforting in the first place.

Personally, I just take frustration with mainstream media as a sign from God to “TOUCH GRASS-like, a lot. Before you go back inside.” After thoroughly invading the privacy of each blade of grass on my dying lawn for a few hours, even Michael Bay’s later Transformers movies where he shills to China make decent background noise!

[marshmallow]

I was expecting some painfully-obvious sexual innuendos involving marshmallows, given some of your Art Portal content, but I found none, so 5/5 just for defying my expectations! The animation was professional and just plain fun to watch all around!

[Iago tells another joke.]

That is just a plain good joke, imo! RIP to a comedy legend…

[Fresh Cut]

The woman's voice was hot AF, not gonna lie. Also, considering what website we're on, the ending was hotter than it probably should be, too.

[Political Shifty : Foamy The Squirrel]

I think it’s just human nature to hope politicians will just do their job and fix larger problems like climate change and inflation so that we can merely focus on our jobs and not worry about bigger problems. The problem is that people who seek the power represent human nature at its absolute scummiest and most self-serving and TECHNICALLY are doing their jobs correctly, but unfortunately their job is NOT to serve people but rather corporate donors and their own party. As frustrating as it often is, even if a politician or several politicians that you genuinely approve of wins, you still need to be writing to them constantly and reminding them to at least pretend to care about the public—you can’t just tune out the news until a politician or party you don’t like comes into power, as relaxing as that sounds.

Also that random side-rant about subscriptions forcing you to stay in crappy jobs to pay them off has aged better than I would like, considering everything’s a subscription service that wants your money forever, now.

[Trouble Box]

Oh wow, you animate too! Kind of gives me Rayman 2/Tonic Trouble vibes!

[Printer Problems]

Easily the worst thing this printer did was waste insane amounts of paper throughout this entire cartoon. AFTER EARTH DAY!!

...Although it does seem to be able to run on a charge without being required to be plugged in every time it's in use, unlike every other printer in existence, so I guess it's an environmental draw for now...

[The Bowling Alley Screen When You Get A Strike [GOOD ENDING]]

I just really like how the ball rolled backwards as it said "Adieu, my fair lady." I don't know, I just thought it was a funny touch!