jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[President Worm]

He will wriggle us out of DeviantArt inflation art!

[You what?]

It took me 3 watches to get the joke. Somehow I kept missing the part where Amy decides racism is somehow the lesser of the two evils, but MAN did it make me laugh uncomfortably when I finally paid attention. The animation is great as usual.

[Humorous Canines]

5 stars because dogs. I love dogs. You did them justice.

[Disgraced Attorney]

Excellent animations and facial expressions. And as usual, great fan-service!

[Zach Interviews Sonic - Oney Plays Animated]

That animation at the beginning with Chris’s arm extending and contracting like a Chinese finger trap was the funniest part!

[Dr.Strange Review -The Critic]

How depressed Internet people react to people actually liking something they were told by social media to hate:

[You Know Nothing : Foamy The Squirrel]

(Flashbacks to high school when all my classmates were peer-pressuring me to support KONY2012. Some of you may be old enough to know how THAT turned out…)

Also, while Foamy uses some real-world political examples to make his point here, I’d like to think this rant may exist solely as a reaction to the insufferable knee-jerk negativity the entire Internet expressed with IGN’s Sonic Frontiers coverage since the first ten seconds of their initial teaser trailer, despite IGN explicitly stating that we will be drip-fed information on the game throughout the month and more recently mentioning they are showing an early build of the game (although I suppose it’s fair to question why they are showing an “early build” for a game that is for sure coming out in the next 5 months). Either that or the ridiculous opinions surrounding the Amber Heard vs. Johnny Depp trial before that more recent and gaming-centric controversy for drama-addicted people who REALLY need to touch grass, regardless of the pandemic situation in their area.

I know quite a few killjoy co-workers who need to watch this…

[sonic vs knuckles (amazing)]

That was, indeed, amazing. Amazingly confounding!

[Everything is Fine in Cryptoland]

It's insane how after crypto and NFTs crashed, the media and gaming industry seem to be pushing this now-obvious pyramid scheme even harder on us as if everything's fine for them. I'm even getting radical environmentalist sites like Green Biz pushing the technology on gullible readers as the SAVIOR of the climate crisis, not one of the more recent causes (or at least, it WILL stop using so much electricity and save us all from worldwide government inaction on the issue, honest guys!). It's especially worrying that companies like Square Enix and Level-5 are getting more aggressive with this stuff post-crash, as if more tech-savvy gamers are not more aware than most that a future where games have even MORE microtransactions and currencies to keep track of, as well as relying solely on FOMO than making the game actually fun and turning what should be an escape from work into a menial job, is one we are actively fighting against by, you know, not buying games that are boring and are clearly not made with "fun" in mind.

Kind of shows how delusional you have to be to still be to think you can push this stuff on an increasingly-skeptical public without doing basic "marketing 101" like, you know, being able to explain your product to those outside your social media "bubble" and convincing the buyer that they will be guaranteed to benefit from this in any conceivable way.

ChessPiece19 responds:

If they were actually capable of or willing to explain how the technology actually works, few people would be impressed with the ways it's being implemented. When you factor in everything else the facile pyramid scheme aspect of it is possibly the main thing crypto proponents have going for them.

[SEGA™ Does What YOU Don't!]

Humanity itself peaked in the 1990's. There is no decade before or (obviously) since that was as amazing and fascinating as the '90's.