jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[B]

Remember when you could post low-effort shitposts on Newgrounds without getting Blammed to death by a Movie Portal fan base that expects professionalism out of everybody? Even earning the now-defunct “Turd of the Week” award? I don’t. I must have been 5 when this first came out, and I don’t even know if my family had its first computer, yet.

Also, HOLY COW LOOK AT THAT VIEW COUNT! I need to post on a more modern and relevant social media site more often…

[B...]

Ah, there’s the color. B is an inherently funny letter, according to Peanuts creator Charles Schulz. Of course, making the B say “Beeeee…” in a funny voice helps a ton, too.

[A]

Thought it was going to be a reference to Gawr Gura’s “a” noise. Pretty interesting, but way too short and I don’t understand why there isn’t any color like most of your other animations…

[NFT's - NEW INTERNET VILLAIN!]

Surely they’re going to fix the environmental thing with Proof of Stock or something soon, right?

I just want to privately laugh at people investing in ugly pictures without following that up with a good cry for Mother Earth and cursing the names of various lackadaisical US and Chinese politicians…

[DJ SPIT]

I'm taking Smiling Friends one episode at a time, I'll get to seeing this character soon!

[My Completely Insane School Bus Story!]

This is the most high-effort storytime animation I've ever seen. Mainly because it had animation.

[Save the Night]

HOLY COW!! This was incredible!! I also want an actual game like this! If I wasn’t swamped with my own projects this year I would easily pay you to make that a reality immediately after watching this!

gatekid3 responds:

I wonder what kind of game it would end up beig.I feel like it would just be a small boss rush game

[Birth of Atom]

Very moody lighting! Is there any way you can upload this as a GIF in the Art Portal? I know it would get heavily compressed, but on some of my devices, it will loop easier as a GIF.

[Synica ( New OC)]

I can't tell if this is using 3D/CG animation or not. That's how smooth this animation is!

[Kirby and Pauline Song]

Kirby's more of a psycho than he looks. And he already gives me unsettling vibes just looking at him!