jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[WHAT DO?! - Interactive Story - Part 1]

Stab the bully with a paper clip and knock down one of the kids playing with the ball in the background as you run away screaming, “The British are coming! The British are coming!” Finally, open the ketchup packet with the paper clip you used to stab the bully and drink out of it for a quick burst of energy, successfully escaping the bully and all responsibility for manslaughter!

Unfortunately, because you accidentally drank some of the blood on the paper clip in addition to the ketchup, you will wind up at the hospital with the doctor breaking the news to you that you have become infected and are now “Body-Positive.” The whole situation ends bitterly 15 years later as your body positivity forces you to marry a hunch-backed 787-pound woman with tentacles in place of where her teeth should be.

[B]

Remember when you could post low-effort shitposts on Newgrounds without getting Blammed to death by a Movie Portal fan base that expects professionalism out of everybody? Even earning the now-defunct “Turd of the Week” award? I don’t. I must have been 5 when this first came out, and I don’t even know if my family had its first computer, yet.

Also, HOLY COW LOOK AT THAT VIEW COUNT! I need to post on a more modern and relevant social media site more often…

[B...]

Ah, there’s the color. B is an inherently funny letter, according to Peanuts creator Charles Schulz. Of course, making the B say “Beeeee…” in a funny voice helps a ton, too.

[A]

Thought it was going to be a reference to Gawr Gura’s “a” noise. Pretty interesting, but way too short and I don’t understand why there isn’t any color like most of your other animations…

[NFT's - NEW INTERNET VILLAIN!]

Surely they’re going to fix the environmental thing with Proof of Stock or something soon, right?

I just want to privately laugh at people investing in ugly pictures without following that up with a good cry for Mother Earth and cursing the names of various lackadaisical US and Chinese politicians…

[DJ SPIT]

I'm taking Smiling Friends one episode at a time, I'll get to seeing this character soon!

[My Completely Insane School Bus Story!]

This is the most high-effort storytime animation I've ever seen. Mainly because it had animation.

[Save the Night]

HOLY COW!! This was incredible!! I also want an actual game like this! If I wasn’t swamped with my own projects this year I would easily pay you to make that a reality immediately after watching this!

gatekid3 responds:

I wonder what kind of game it would end up beig.I feel like it would just be a small boss rush game

[Birth of Atom]

Very moody lighting! Is there any way you can upload this as a GIF in the Art Portal? I know it would get heavily compressed, but on some of my devices, it will loop easier as a GIF.

[Synica ( New OC)]

I can't tell if this is using 3D/CG animation or not. That's how smooth this animation is!