jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kirby and Pauline Song]

Kirby's more of a psycho than he looks. And he already gives me unsettling vibes just looking at him!

[Silver's evil plans (Pokémon Parody)]

The rubbery animation was such a joy to watch! Could you have picked a weirder, click-baity image for the video thumbnail, though...?

[LYLE WAKE UP!!!]

Zach’s brand of humor (on OneyPlays, at least) seems to essentially one-upping Chris in a “funni scream” match. If I had irl friends and I weren’t still forced to isolate from the rest of the human society due to the pandemic, I would like to try that comedy technique myself.

[How to win someone's heart - (Balls in your jaw animated)]

That ending was more wholesome than I expected…

[Gifties]

I can’t wait to show this to my Mom. She adores cats but despises “gross-out” ‘90’s cartoon humor and the Cow and Chicken style in general, so she’ll feel so conflicted watching this. I, for one, loved everything about it, though.

[What if Neo took both pills?]

I thought he was going to turn into a confused Independent voter like me after eating both…

[Sea Bury : Foamy The Squirrel (Island Series)]

This was a funny one. And as an environmentalist, it is indeed a great struggle to find a solution to rising seas that doesn’t involve killing myself and the rest of the human race. It’s an easy solution, sure, but as a human, I kind of object to it…

Also I think I winced when Foamy called Suz E. June “one of the good ones.”

[The "Heaven Staircase" Incident]

This is what happen when you feed the trolls.

[satellite girl]

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
And let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me

Fill my heart with song
And let me sing forevermore
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you