jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sketched - Bucket List]

This was great! Cartoon heads on live-action bodies is an interesting idea!

[G]

About time someone put an end to F’s shenanigans!

[E]

F has gone rogue, send in the air fire!

[Hexagons]

The animation is great and this is exactly what I want to do to anyone who brings us closer to a climate disaster by inefficiently “minting” an easily-stolen JPEG of an ugly ape, but this would perhaps work better if the hexagon people at least had smug, punch-able grins like NFT charlatans always seem to have on their face.

[D]

Wait, what happened to the “E” between “D” and “F”? What did “F” do to him?!

The voices in this one are hilarious, btw

[WHAT DO?! - Interactive Story - Part 1]

Stab the bully with a paper clip and knock down one of the kids playing with the ball in the background as you run away screaming, “The British are coming! The British are coming!” Finally, open the ketchup packet with the paper clip you used to stab the bully and drink out of it for a quick burst of energy, successfully escaping the bully and all responsibility for manslaughter!

Unfortunately, because you accidentally drank some of the blood on the paper clip in addition to the ketchup, you will wind up at the hospital with the doctor breaking the news to you that you have become infected and are now “Body-Positive.” The whole situation ends bitterly 15 years later as your body positivity forces you to marry a hunch-backed 787-pound woman with tentacles in place of where her teeth should be.

[B]

Remember when you could post low-effort shitposts on Newgrounds without getting Blammed to death by a Movie Portal fan base that expects professionalism out of everybody? Even earning the now-defunct “Turd of the Week” award? I don’t. I must have been 5 when this first came out, and I don’t even know if my family had its first computer, yet.

Also, HOLY COW LOOK AT THAT VIEW COUNT! I need to post on a more modern and relevant social media site more often…

[B...]

Ah, there’s the color. B is an inherently funny letter, according to Peanuts creator Charles Schulz. Of course, making the B say “Beeeee…” in a funny voice helps a ton, too.

[A]

Thought it was going to be a reference to Gawr Gura’s “a” noise. Pretty interesting, but way too short and I don’t understand why there isn’t any color like most of your other animations…

[NFT's - NEW INTERNET VILLAIN!]

Surely they’re going to fix the environmental thing with Proof of Stock or something soon, right?

I just want to privately laugh at people investing in ugly pictures without following that up with a good cry for Mother Earth and cursing the names of various lackadaisical US and Chinese politicians…