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[Spirit Bakery]

This is very lovely to look at. Obviously it’s a bit tough to emulate the Ghibli style with a fraction of the team, time and budget, but clearly that’s what you were going for and is goes fantastic with the theme of the animation! I wish it were much longer, though…

[K]

Horrors! How will our heroes get out of this one?! Find out next time on…L!!

[Diner Boys]

My tired brain is struggling to comprehend the chef’s strategy. Truly, he is ahead of his time…

[i]

Notice how he didn’t join the others in stopping F’s rampage. There’s no “I” in “Team.”

[Sketched - Bucket List]

This was great! Cartoon heads on live-action bodies is an interesting idea!

[G]

About time someone put an end to F’s shenanigans!

[E]

F has gone rogue, send in the air fire!

[Hexagons]

The animation is great and this is exactly what I want to do to anyone who brings us closer to a climate disaster by inefficiently “minting” an easily-stolen JPEG of an ugly ape, but this would perhaps work better if the hexagon people at least had smug, punch-able grins like NFT charlatans always seem to have on their face.

[D]

Wait, what happened to the “E” between “D” and “F”? What did “F” do to him?!

The voices in this one are hilarious, btw

[WHAT DO?! - Interactive Story - Part 1]

Stab the bully with a paper clip and knock down one of the kids playing with the ball in the background as you run away screaming, “The British are coming! The British are coming!” Finally, open the ketchup packet with the paper clip you used to stab the bully and drink out of it for a quick burst of energy, successfully escaping the bully and all responsibility for manslaughter!

Unfortunately, because you accidentally drank some of the blood on the paper clip in addition to the ketchup, you will wind up at the hospital with the doctor breaking the news to you that you have become infected and are now “Body-Positive.” The whole situation ends bitterly 15 years later as your body positivity forces you to marry a hunch-backed 787-pound woman with tentacles in place of where her teeth should be.