jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[F•R•E•N•D•S]

Hey, wait a minute…they’re all white!

[Oney Plays Animated: POGGERS]

Finally someone animated this whole conversataion. Of course it would be Wazzaldorp that would do it justice.

[Violent Vincent: OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]

Brilliant. I love songs that are both catchy and have messed-up, concerning lyrics.

[Ducky Under Judgement]

That voice for Ducky is music to my ears! Which is partly why my parents worry about my well-being. Great little satire of Newground’s weird little Movie Portal!

[Slam Jam 2: The Power of Synergy]

This was hilarious on YouTube, and it’s hilarious on Newgrounds (though the Newgrounds version would have had more impact if it released at the same time as the YouTube version). Don’t tell me the producers were fine with Speedy Gonzales and Yosemite Sam’s guns, but not Pepe Le Frog.

[pokemon carbon arranged in a crystal structure]

Famous Newgrounds artists banding together just to make animations less polished than what a single 12-year-old would make on their phone with the free version of Flipaclip (GAAAAAASP) is my new obsession.

Oddlem responds:

good thing i am both 12 and use flipaclip

["boy, I say boy, this anime stuff is garbage!"]

Funny. I was thinking about, after watching “Passion of the Kirb,” “I forgot how much King Dedede sounded like Foghorn Leghorn in Right Back Ya!” Then you go and post an actual Foghorn Leghorn parody the next day! Also, how is a woman with fat breasts any better or worse than a woman with a fat belly? They’re going to develop back problems later in life either way. Finally, brilliant reference to THAT Eva episode at the very end.

[Gateway Meats : Foamy The Squirrel (Island Series)]

I would argue that “vegan” food tastes like meat to entice the “meat only” crowd to eating more veggies, which is of course less likely to make you fat and also supposedly better for the environment even if you don’t buy organic. So I’m sorry, Pilz-E, I have to disagree entirely and argue that meat-tasting veggies are “gateway vegan lifestyles.” Very entertaining nonetheless, and I absolutely love that the squirrels are ranting about this to a lady that clearly has no trouble eating meat, just because she’s a “human” like vegans are “humans.” Wow. Stereotyping the entire human race much?

[Pizza Girl Ride Along]

I related hard to that bit about retail before the credits. I related even harder to her singing “DAAAAAAY-TONA” like a true SEGA nerd after the credits. A woman after me own heart.