jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Oney Plays Animated: Dog Burglar]

Something about burglar Lyle guy being a W I D E boi and decidedly more cartoon-y than everyone else had me in stitches while watching this!
Normally I watch Oney Plays to escape politics, but this is actually a fantastic commentary of the Facebook-addicted old people I deal with at work every day who won’t shut up about “P.C. Culture” and confuse me for Jeffrey Epstein just because we happen to have the same first name...

[Runner Girls!]

(Looks at current foot injury) someday...I’ll be back on the track. But seriously, why aren’t there more track-related shows in general? It makes me so nostalgic from when I was on the high school track team! It probably wouldn’t work as an anime, though, because from what I’ve heard large breasts or “thicc thighs” are both a hinderance to a woman’s ability to run fast or avoid injuries, meaning the majority of ladies in a track and field show would have to be fairly flat, resulting in a particularly toxic portion of the weeb community ranting endlessly about the “woke” ruining anime on Twitter. Personally, though, I’d think the rockin’ abs would more than make up for it in the fan service department.

Coutto responds:

Thanks man! There is an anime called "Run with the wind" which is mostly about running

[Uncle's Gift]

I would be extremely nervous, too, if I was going to be poorly-drawn at the end of the countdown.

[PEN PUSHER]

The music really makes this animation! The actual movement feels a bit too light and floaty, but the designs are great and add to the “music video” vibe.

HearsePileup responds:

I mean, I'll take the compliment, but make no mistake - the work of sidoopa here and others who use a our material is what really breathes life into what we do!

[SLEEPY TOM]

That was kind of heartwarming, like a Pixar movie. Well done! I swear, animators on Newgrounds are spoiling me...

[Cheeky]

You like boobs and butts, do ya? You like the jiggle-wiggle? Well, here you go!

Potatoman responds:

Stop

[Friday night hunkin': M.I.L.F.]

The Mom's voice is absolutely perfect for her.

[vincible]

That’s what you get for screaming and punching like a 2-year-old having a temper tantrum...

[Celebrities : Foamy The Squirrel]

This episode has aged very well. Thankfully, as dumb as the customers at my grocery store are, they don’t seem to ever buy all the dumb, needlessly negative tabloids about the British royal family. Not that National Enquirer is even remotely better, but...progress?