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[Zombie Duo]

I haven't learned much Spanish from this app, beyond what I already knew from taking a couple of Spanish classes back in high school, but I sure learned what it was like to have a gaslighting stalker from the mascot bombarding my e-mail account with "reminders to study," and the green owl periodically getting sick or even dead in the thumbnail to ensure I feel extra guilty about skipping a day or two on the app.

No means NO, Mr. Duolingo Owl guy!

[Bruiser get's SERIOUS]

Nice twist on the meme in the 3rd and 4th panels! Good thing, too, I've already reached the point where I find this meme a bit stale, now would be a good time to switch up the joke a bit.

[Fukona Girl..]

Body Horror...?

Nice.

chillzozen responds:

soon NSFW chillzo >:3

[Sublo and Tangy Mustard winter scene]

I can't help but hear the Charlie Brown Christmas opening music while looking at this.

Aaron-Long responds:

that's fine by me!!

[Fancy Bird Portraits]

The duck in the sailor uniform is literally just Donald Duck.

[How to parry Gamers:]

I'm a lefty (by United States standards, at least), my most recent Movie Portal submission is literally a parody of people who don't care about climate change released around the time of Trump's second inauguration, I drive an EV, and in all honesty, I would STILL find this a turn-off if a girl actually said this to me.

But in all seriousness, screw games that remind me of my real-world anxieties and tell me how to live my life during what is supposed to be my leisure time. Unless it's Metal Gear Solid 2. Or the Switch remaster of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door that restored Vivian's identity.

[Gym Rat Parrot Stickers]

"I Lift to Forget" - That's tragic, I'm sorry man
"I Forget to Lift" - That's based, screw societal standards of a healthy lifestyle, high five, man

[PUBLIC U: Lilith's Notebook]

Never trust the quiet ones. I should know, as one of those "quiet ones."

["Thorny Roses"]

I wouldn't be able to inflict much damage on her armor because her metal is too strong. I wouldn't be able to inflict much damage to her exposed skin either because she has too much, uhh, "padding" to absorb the blow and ensure her vitals are fully protected, particularly around the chest, belly, and derriere.

Finally, "bikini armor" that is actually practical in a fight!

[Isabelle hard at work]

The St. Bernard in the corner is helping by "supervising," of course.