jthrash's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Three of them]

I actually like the girl with the glasses and binoculars the most. She looks so cute!

[Mario Vs. Fat Bastard!]

If Mario survived Bowser's belly in Bowser's Inside Story, he'll survive being vored by Fat Bastard, too!

[Queenie Beanie & Kingy Wingy]

For a second, I thought the King was Ursula from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Same silhouette, same vaguely-nauseating bubble chin...

[Eye of the Beholder]

He may never see that woman again, but he'll remember her fondly as a "past girlfriend" just because she complimented him that one time. As well as every other encounter with a female that says "hi" to him on the street but otherwise never sees him as more than a passerby stranger.

...N-not that I'm speaking from personal, desperate experience...bakka...

[Betty the Gamer]

Ah, a woman of culture, playing retro games that prioritize good game feel and interesting level design over realistic-but-generic Unreal Engine visuals and predatory microtransactions!

...At least, that's what I think from looking at this. You can't tell me that controller is not for the NES or SNES.

[Excuuuuuuse Me, Princess!]

I'll tell my grandchildren that this is the reason Link is not allowed to speak in the actual video games.

[Betty n Joy - Taking a peek]

What's he got that I don't got??

InsaneDingoArt responds:

he's Tall, tan n handsome lol-

[she met her hero]

I met Goku, too!

...He was just a statue at the Bandai Namco toy stand at a convention, but I met him.

...Speaking of which, how can I be so sure this Goku is not a statue, too? He's even making a similar pose to the one at the Bamco toy stand I posed with.

[Can we be friends?]

Missed opportunity to make the Elder "Lambert the Sheepish Lion" from that one old school Disney short. But this is a good twist, too.

[Discrete entrance]

SomeBODY once told me...

ZeTrystan responds:

I genuinely sing that song each time he destroys a door in our games.