jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Well, Well, Well...]

That…did not go how I thought it would go. Awesome!

[Oney Plays Animated: Seth MacFarlane is out of ideas]

Isn't that exactly what Seth MacFarlane has been trying to do to Family Guy for the past 12 years or so?

[Black Friday!]

I see muscles on a lady, I automatically give a Favorite and Five Stars. It’s sort of a tic, I’m sorry.

[Box Boy Blues // B-Team Hustle]

Me trying to stick it to Apple by keeping my phone 5+ years longer than they would like me to.

[Episode 0 - Ennui: the Show]

Absolutely amazing. I didn’t know you were working on an animation the whole time, while ALSO uploading art on a more frequent basis than most on Newgrounds! The last skit was my favorite, and the commercial breaks made me weirdly nostalgic for the downright-cringe local TV ads I used to see while watching equally-cheap cartoons on a boring Sunday. Fun stuff like this is why cable TV is dying—why be abused by your cable company when you can get significantly more entertaining stuff on Newgrounds? Wait, my cable company is also my Internet provider. Dammit…

[BLUE DOG]

Great stuff. The color scheme and character designs honestly kind of remind me of the general style of Google products like GMail and Google Photos, if such a large company allowed this much creativity and wasn't obsessed with portraying a clean brand. And this looks like it was an actual commercial for a beer company, too!

Just...hopefully this isn't shown on kid's TV networks...it makes beer look "cool" the same way the MacDonald's or Fruit Gushers commercials I grew up with made their products look "cool" to kids, and at least with those they are technically not drugs...

[SquidGame SLAPS.]

I literally just finished the show yesterday. Gorey and great stuff, although if I'm being brutally honest I think I like this video's ending more than the actual ending. I also like the almost-King-of-the-Hill-esque art style, this was all great!

[Cactus Sandwich : Foamy The Squirrel]

I don't know of the joke was intentional, but the "Woke" option on the menu (95% Caffeine/5% Unknown) makes me think of someone who wastes the majority of their energy virtue-signaling and arguing with trolls on social media while leaving themselves zero energy to actually go outside and make the world a better place. I assume it's a much simpler joke where "The Woke" simply makes you awake all the time from the caffeine.

I do have one major criticism about the ending. I know it's in character for Pilz-E to do something completely out of left field, but how exactly did we go from an ultra-liberal coffee shop ALL THE WAY to a data server in India or Pakistan? It feels like one of the more recent Family Guy cutaway gags where the writer couldn't figure out how to make the main scene funny, so they just shoved in a cutaway gag that BARELY has anything to do with anything, if only because a character said a thing right before that KIND OF connects the two scenes.

[Child Proof Caps : Foamy The Squirrel]

I’m not as familiar with Pilz-E, but the thought of him trying to rant like Foamy about societal issues when his problems are unique to his own stupidity is hilarious. Also, Germaine is making me less attracted to women by the day…

[Gamers Paradise]

Kidnapping a woman…just to turn her into a body pillow…something tells me this guy is actually attracted to fabric and down, not the actual touch of a woman. And simply buying pre-made pillows is no longer doing it for him…