jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SquidGame SLAPS.]

I literally just finished the show yesterday. Gorey and great stuff, although if I'm being brutally honest I think I like this video's ending more than the actual ending. I also like the almost-King-of-the-Hill-esque art style, this was all great!

[Cactus Sandwich : Foamy The Squirrel]

I don't know of the joke was intentional, but the "Woke" option on the menu (95% Caffeine/5% Unknown) makes me think of someone who wastes the majority of their energy virtue-signaling and arguing with trolls on social media while leaving themselves zero energy to actually go outside and make the world a better place. I assume it's a much simpler joke where "The Woke" simply makes you awake all the time from the caffeine.

I do have one major criticism about the ending. I know it's in character for Pilz-E to do something completely out of left field, but how exactly did we go from an ultra-liberal coffee shop ALL THE WAY to a data server in India or Pakistan? It feels like one of the more recent Family Guy cutaway gags where the writer couldn't figure out how to make the main scene funny, so they just shoved in a cutaway gag that BARELY has anything to do with anything, if only because a character said a thing right before that KIND OF connects the two scenes.

[Child Proof Caps : Foamy The Squirrel]

I’m not as familiar with Pilz-E, but the thought of him trying to rant like Foamy about societal issues when his problems are unique to his own stupidity is hilarious. Also, Germaine is making me less attracted to women by the day…

[Gamers Paradise]

Kidnapping a woman…just to turn her into a body pillow…something tells me this guy is actually attracted to fabric and down, not the actual touch of a woman. And simply buying pre-made pillows is no longer doing it for him…

[alien ass]

Even with all those limitations on your assignment, you managed to bring out a lot of fun and character out of this animation!

[Kokkaku: Dragon Warrior Princess]

I like the big nose guy. He didn’t fit the art style at all, unless this takes place in SEGA’s Fantasy Zone.

[March of the Ding Dings]

I, for one, welcome this new dominant species to replace neurotic polluting apes running things now!

[Mario Steps On a Thumb Tack]

Everyone’s first 3D animation in a nutshell.

[Pokemon Brilliant Diamond speedrun animated]

That reveal at the end was the stuff of nightmares!

[Negative Everything : Foamy The Squirrel]

Comparing old Foamy with new Foamy is fascinating. In the 2000s, people were too happy and complacent because the hive mind told them to be. In the 2020s, people just complain about everything without even trying to understand what they're complaining about, resulting in Foamy complaining about complaining, essentially. It's suffice to say that I prefer Foamy's newer rants. I remember when I looked up things on the Internet for FUN, and not have to mentally prepare for disappointment and disillusion in the human race just because I decided to look up stuff on the Sonic 2 beta. That said, I think you can avoid a lot of this toxicity just by learning to ignore the comments (yes, including this one). Trolls have always existed, but now websites can only make money and stay afloat if both the creators and the users deliberately feed these trolls by creating their own toxic, controversial hot-takes just to generate discussion. The easiest way we can all stop this is to not give the trolls that have taken over the Internet the attention and validation they so desperately crave.