jthrash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Skin Color]

Okay, to be fair, I always used the Brown Crayola marker and tried to make it work somehow on even light skin, since Red, Orange, Pink and Yellow just felt too off for me. And I was lucky if I ever even got a pack of markers with Pink.

Delfrig responds:

Yeah, I hear you. Peach was the only thing remotely close to a skin tone if you were lucky enough to get it. I'd try brown, but it was always too dark and it'd blend with the black outlines.

[The Nightmare before Halloween]

I assumed the thing that scared these women the most was a doctor saying that being 400+ lbs cannot be considered “healthy” by any stretch of the imagination. Or an “Out of Order” sign on the elevator. I’m sorry, I’m having way too much with this comment while simultaneously ensuring I’ll never have the option of dating 2/3rds of American women.

[In A Blue Balloon]

Fantastic, atmospheric and creative animation! The mix of 2D and 3D in certain key scenes was great as well! Also, what is the meaning of the graffiti saying “BIG FATS?”

AntonM responds:

notorious tagger big fats, his name can be seen all across town

[Halloween at Connor's Café]

Weird, but fun and still good.

[Time Paradox]

The animation could be more polished, but I still liked how you managed to make Big Boss look like Bluto from Popeye.

[What's the Name of That Movie? : Foamy The Squirrel]

I love how this seamlessly turned into a rant against game reviews by hack journalists who don't even finish the demo before giving their final opinion and are probably using games journalism as a stepping stone into a political journalist job, where they'll be even less knowledgeable about the complex issues they need to write about. Also look at all those half-eaten hot dogs and soda!! Is Germaine going to get fat again?.......I kind of hope she does.........

[Definitely One Adult (spooky)]

Legally, they still should have paid for 3 separate tickets. So they definitely got away with paying less than their fair share.

[Toad Hole]

Weird and bubbly. Just the way I like it.

[Dee and Kirby - Tee for two (Tom and Jerry parody)]

This is pretty cool. I think the original Tom and Jerry short benefited more from its insanely high budget and polished animation (especially in the backgrounds), but this was also a blast to watch!

[Ankha Awakens!]

I am absolutely ashamed of myself for enjoying this so dang much, especially the initial reveal of her thigh size. No wonder God won’t answer my prayers asking him to make world leaders less stupid.