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[Don's Medical Adventure]

What kind of dentist completely misses the patient's teeth and cuts off their dick instead??

Tanooki responds:

The kind where they would let a thieving raccoon hobo in and knock their staff out

[Its so Over]

It's been awhile since I saw anything from Potatoman and now I am no longer used to his--let's say, "artistic voice"--and freaked out by whatever the hell I'm watching from him like I just discovered his videos for the first time.

[PAIN GIRL (PILOT)]

Ironically, I saw this extremely "Newgrounds-coded" pilot on YouTube first. I like how, in a way, this comes across like some spiritual successor to Powerpuff Girls if it was rebooted on Adult Swim, as opposed to what we unfortunately got in 2016 in Cartoon Network. By that I mean it's essentially a trio of extremely cute characters with adorable voices to match causing gratuitous levels of violence just for the heck of it.

More importantly, I find it refreshing that this seems to be a series that doesn't take itself too seriously or have some grand social commentary--it's just dumb cartoon violence whose sole purpose is to make me laugh. Ironically, the world needs such irreverent entertainment now more than ever.

[Smallfry VS Big Dude]

This isn't how Sunday School explained the story of David and Goliath!

[POV: You playing Kingdom Hearts]

My Dad is such a Disney Adult that I think he was actually proud of me for playing that infamous Little Mermaid world when he caught me playing it. Now playing Duke Nukem 3D in front of my Mom, on the other hand...

[SubparGeekGirl96 - Convention Report]

My kind of woman.

["Cat Shenanigans]

I wish there was at least some attempt at lip-syncing--at least the sort of lip-flapping scene in Japanese anime--but this was good. The cat reminds me of my own adorable black furball of a cat that likes knocking things over, Jaxx.

Also, after looking at that top bookshelf, someone should seriously take a look into Trixie's search history.

[ZooZ]

The background reminds me of the weird PC CD-ROM "edu-tainment" games I used to play as a kid, so this is good enough for me!

[Fall Life]

I was half-expecting some sort of perfectly-cut explosion at the end...

[ACTION DOODS]

Loved how their action hero quips just got more and more sexual as they went on...