jthrash's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[A new type of male]

By this comic's definition, I've been an "Alpha Male" this whole time and I didn't even know it (probably because that would require me to be secure in my masculinity and friendships).

In all seriousness, you might be confusing "Alpha Males" with self-proclaimed "Sigma Males." Most alpha males I know are like the best Dads ever who deserve to have children that he raises to be as both strong and caring of the needs of others as he is.

[Astronaut girl]

I will never get tired of the contrast between the utter babes at the focal point of your images combined with the weird potato-looking creatures in the corners of said images. I want to be friends with that alien in the first picture.

[It's, uhh...]

I would SO warn my 8-year-old self of what the Internet would turn into if I had a time machine. The Internet was pretty darn cool before the big companies took over, though.

[Gum Erradicators]

Already did watch this in theaters! It was so fun!

[Lady]

Oh Miss LAAAAAADY!!

[Elemental Bros]

This must be the Heat Miser and Ice Miser when they were younger!

[Midnight Skating]

30 years later, I still can't see Peppermint Patty as a girl.

[Lithl]

I KNEW she was funny on purpose! I knew it all along!!

[Emma Frost & Jeff]

I would give this a mathematically-improbable 6 stars out of 5 if you replaced Jeff the Land Shark with Jeff the jthrash!

I would still give a somewhat mathematically-improbable 5.5 stars out of 5 if you at least replaced Jeff the Land Shark with Jeff the "UGH" Newgrounds creature...

[Fugly Critter]

I grew up with so much '90's Nickelodeon cartoons that, despite the title, I think this character COULD look handsome to some...